My wife's having an affair

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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His
first friend says: 'I think my wife is having an affair
with the electrician. The other day I came home and
found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.'
His second friend says: 'I think my wife is having an
affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench
under the bed and it wasn't mine.'
Paddy says: 'I think my wife is having an affair with a
horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
'No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a
jockey under our bed.'