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  • mum
    Registered User
    • Oct 2005
    • 32

    Pub joke

    A shy guy goes into a pub and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

    She responds by yelling, at the top of her voice, “NO! I will not sleep with you!”

    Everyone at the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is extremely embarrassed and slinks back to his table.

    After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles and says quietly, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a psychology student and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

    To this, the man responds at the top of his voice, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN 800?”:2mugs:
    Mum's are best.
  • Lucy
    Registered User
    • May 2024
    • 5

    haha love it


    • admin
      • Jun 2002
      • 4978

      Sort of thing i would do....
      ......if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off......